A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE
rejoice in the way things are.
When you realize there is nothing lacking,
the whole world belongs to you.” —Lao Tzu (via daniel-castaneda97)
ootd: leg warmers, bright yellow sweat pants, a sweat shirt that says “cool story bro, tell it again”, and polka dot furry slippers
who wouldn’t want this