May 2013
superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE
“A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.”
—Irish proverb (via beccers)
“Be content with what you have;
rejoice in the way things are.
When you realize there is nothing lacking,
the whole world belongs to you.” —Lao Tzu (via daniel-castaneda97)
rejoice in the way things are.
When you realize there is nothing lacking,
the whole world belongs to you.” —Lao Tzu (via daniel-castaneda97)
Is it obvious that I'm bed ridden right now
Mr. Brightside
The Killers
I’m comin’ out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine
sittin around eating cheesy potatoes and vegetarian nuggets while I recover from my 10 k run
yahooooooooooooooooooooooo thuglyfe
ootd: leg warmers, bright yellow sweat pants, a sweat shirt that says “cool story bro, tell it again”, and polka dot furry slippers
seriously
who wouldn’t want this
In My Life
The Beatles
In my life - The Beatles
