“I’ve got a bad case of the 3:00 A.M. guilts—you know, when you lie in bed awake and replay all those things you didn’t do right? Because, as we all know, nothing solves insomnia like a nice warm glass of regret, depression, and self-loathing. Okay, I don’t really hate myself. But I do piss myself off—quite a bit, actually—and sometimes I need a good, stern talking-to about important elements in my life.”—D.D. Barrent (via larmoyante)
pays my shopping spree laden credit card bill this month
loans me my tuition money for the summer because I forgot to send in a form for the student loans
randomly tells me he’s thinking of buying me a car for graduation that isn’t as old as I am
and just now, told me to go to the cell phone store and ask about the iphone plans because he’s getting me one for my birthday, therefore rendering lloyd with the death trap that is my cell phone.
but the best moment probably was when I asked him about kier’s phone, he interrupted and said while laughing hysterically, “kier’s not my priority right now, he’s going to be in FIRST YEAR university, you’re a senior.”
but really all I could hear was kier’s not my priority right now kier’s not my priority right nowkier’s not my priority right nowkier’s not my priority right nowkier’s not my priority right nowkier’s not my priority right nowkier’s not my priority right now