Dear boy,
You are weird, obsessive, overwhelming and way too forward.
And now becoming slightly manipulating.
Please learn to take a hint.
August 2012
If life could just have subtitles so I understand what people really want to say, that would be great
but then that would take out all the fun in life, I guess.
I really don't know how people manage to stay in relationships
Props to you people.
Sincerely,
A commitment phobe
I accidentally sent my boss a text about my love for Disney movies
And the movie monte carlo
Go the F--k to Sleep
Samuel L. Jackson
The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. JacksonBefore you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this
Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep
I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things
The Avengers context makes this a whole new level of Classy.
SARAH, THIS IS FOR YOU
I can honestly see Tony demanding a bedtime story just for the sake of being difficult. This is clearly what Fury would read to him.
Vague post coming your way because I learned my lesson about tumblr the hard way.
Why is it such a bad thing that I choose to live the way I do.
Stop holding me to my own decisions, they’re not written in blood using the pen of immortality holy shit.
Things that scream bad news bears to me
When someone’s profile pic album is all self pics
“I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be anything but honest in that moment. I love the look in people’s eyes when they realize they’re in love. I love the way people look when they first wake up and they’ve forgotten their surroundings. I love the gasp people take when their favorite character dies. I love when people close their eyes and drift to somewhere in the clouds. I fall in love with people and their honest moments all the time. I fall in love with their breakdowns and their smeared makeup and their daydreams. Honesty is just too beautiful to ever put into words.”
—(via blowkissesnotboys)
My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?”
and I was like “…what”
and then she took my hand
and gave me this carrot
I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing
I think I just looked into the future
The lovey dovey part of my brain probably has a giant sign that reads "GO AWAY, I'M SCARED OF EVERYTHING"
